Smartness, Darkness and Light

#228, January 2, 2009

 

 

Animals are smart. Not school-smarts (unless you are thinking of fish), just naturally gifted, the product of evolution’s intelligent design (I’ll make an exception for Irish Setters and other examples of not-so-intelligent human design.) Consider the wild birds who visit our garden for the late-late harvest. It was a good year for Fuji apples; we can’t eat them fast enough, so the birds are helping. And they sure know how to pick ‘em. When I spot an apple that has been peck-pocked by our feathered friends, it is without exception among the sweetest and juiciest fruits on the tree.

 

For all my ignorance, I’ve at least learned that these birds will also eat the bugs that eat our garden, birds whose songs mask the distance-muffled rushing of the freeway. So they get seeds in the feeder and apples for dessert. But when they get greedy and start in on a new Fuji before finishing the other three they’ve started, I draw the line… and the knife. The new apple comes down, goes under the blade for crater removal, and goes right into my mouth. Mmmmmm…. the sum of summer sunshine and autumn chill, cooled by a near-freezing December morning, a cold wet crunchy sweet thing.

 

My cat is smart. She knows how to hide in the deepest recesses of the big closet when my daughter brings her wild Utah Border Collie/Blue Heeler mutt into town. Utah Sid is coyote smart, and since she can’t keep her mind sharp on the heels of sheep, she herds sticks with a maniacal focus that would make any Zen master proud. But how smart was Tatiana the Tourist-eater? Was it her instinct, a hard-coded blood lust? Was it revenge, a metaphoric warning to humanity? Did Carlos Souza die for Homo sapiens’s sins, for our destroying the tiger’s home and taking her prisoner for our holiday amusement? Is Tatiana better off dead than living without liberty? Must the human race die so that wild animals may live, so the Garden of Eden can be reborn?

 

Wow… dark thoughts for sunny December day. It must be a northern hemisphere thing, going dark at the year’s end. It must be different down below the Tropic of Capricorn. But alas, even the Aussies are bummed, despite their abundance of sunny December sunshine. Drenched in unprecedented drought, they are beginning to suffer a deep sadness eerily similar to that felt by indigenous populations who have been evicted from their ancestral lands. The people of Oz are being wrenched away from the nature they know, not by troops and trains, but by a shifting climate. Crops are dying and water is rationed, but more significantly, the plants and animals that defined their homeland are disappearing. Thanks to Australian scholar Glenn Albrecht, there is new word for this phenomenon: “solastalgia”. According to one online source, solastalgia combines “solacium (solace), nostos (return home) and algos (pain) to connote a yearning for that which comforts and relieves distress in the face of desolation of one’s home space or territory.” Today’s paper, front page: “Climate change could transform California. Warming may forever alter famed wine, ski, beach regions in decades ahead.”

 

Message to Presidential candidates: it’s the climate, stupid! Terrorism, health care, immigration, energy, the cost of Cabernet… pick your issue and tell us how it won’t get worse if we kick out the foundation supporting the entire human enterprise. Tell us, God dammit!

 

I’m trying to be smart. I’m trying not to break my toes on the foundation supporting the entire human enterprise. Whenever I can I get up early and do my 30 minutes of vegitation outdoors, where I can witness the awakening day, hear the birdy voices break the chilly silence. A few weeks ago I heard a jaybird call, then flutter and scuffle not far from my seat. I opened my eyes. He was holding an acorn in his beak (it was a good year for Fuji and Quercus.) He hammered that big golden seed into the ground, and flew off.

 

 

Note: Bruce will be taking leave from his columnar duties for the next six months, to focus on the financial and ecological greening of the Phoenix Theater (www.petalumaphoenix.org). Stay in touch!

 

*[note to Editor: deliberate misspelling of meditation]